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Lauren-Mary

22 - Banker - Leicester

Sewing - Exploring - Reading - Cats

Posted on 31 July, 2014
Reblogged from pastel-cutie  Source item.taobao.com

My boyfriends lovely and takes the best care of me when I’m poorly ^_^

Posted on 31 July, 2014

Back to work today eek

Posted on 31 July, 2014

Guard kitteh

Posted on 31 July, 2014

starlightnymph:

hollyhocks

Posted on 31 July, 2014
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Posted on 31 July, 2014
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sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

Posted on 31 July, 2014
Reblogged from ruinedchildhood  Source lifehackable.com

Posted on 31 July, 2014
Reblogged from neeglect  Source geog.ucsb.edu

Posted on 30 July, 2014
Reblogged from lucyliunareclipse  Source comedyaintpretty

Awww

Posted on 30 July, 2014

A Bee

badkidsjokes:

what did a bee say to a other bee?

i love plants

Posted on 30 July, 2014
Reblogged from lucyliunareclipse  Source badkidsjokes

electrictattoos:

Anna Enola

Posted on 30 July, 2014
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Posted on 30 July, 2014
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Posted on 30 July, 2014
Reblogged from skipxtown  Source zgmfd

Codeine makes me lazy 💤

Posted on 30 July, 2014


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